Thursday, 26 February 2009
March of the Penguins
Monday, 23 February 2009
Difference between men and women
- If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
- If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes and no one will take offence.
- When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £52.50. None of them will look for anything smaller and none will want change back.
- When the girls get their bill, it's as much small change they can find in their purse. They might leave £2 between them!
- A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
- A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item she doesn't need, but it's on sale!
- A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
- The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
- A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
- A man will only dress up for weddings and funerals.
- A woman has the last word in any argument.
- Anything a man (or another woman) says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
- A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
- A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.
From William Wade
| Thought I should pass this on from our guest speaker last night: Hi Jack, I'm still buzzing after last night. Could you pass on to the worship team that me, Gerritt, Stevie and Julie were really touched by the worship, and it was clear that they were real worshippers. It was so good to have been a part of last night. I know I've known about your work on the Road for years now, and having you over to Germany and reading your books have only reinforced my sense of respect for what you're doing. But actually being there last night so impressed me in the sense of faithfulness you've shown in following the call of God. For someone just really starting out in trying to do something for God, you're a real role model of commitment to the cause of Jesus. Thanks so much for the gift as well - a real blessing when I got home. Keep us updated on how everything goes - you're doing a great work!! All the best for now, and thanks again for last night. William. |
Weekly Contact 23 Feb. 2009
Saturday, 21 February 2009
FOOTBALL FANS
Friday, 20 February 2009
Reminder Special Announcement
William is originally from Greenisland, but has been ministering in Germany for several years.
He became a Christian shortly after being expelled from school. He went on to serve 7 years in the British Army where he was undefeated in the ring and held the Regimental boxing title at Welterweight and Light Middleweight.
He served 7 years as a missionary to British soldiers in Germany with SASRA, from 2001 - 2008, and last August began as an Associate Pastor at the International Baptist Church in Dusseldorf, in charge of small groups and evangelism.
William is married to Tulsi. They have 2 daughters, Micah (3) and Esme (6 months). William believes the answer to life is Jesus, and the answer to football is Liverpool! He truly is a man after Pastor Jack's heart!
Thursday, 19 February 2009
FIST My Response
Wednesday, 18 February 2009
FIST
Re: Weekly Contact 16 Feb. 2009
A.an oil lamp as you can not light an oil heater and a candle would burn out quicker:)
and the service on sunday night was amazing well done. on the subject of evolution take a look at this..
CYA SUNDAY

Monday, 16 February 2009
Weekly Contact 16 Feb. 2009
Saturday, 14 February 2009
Special Announcement
William Wade will be speaking at New Life next Sunday 22 February at 6.45 pm.
William is originally from Greenisland, but has been ministering in Germany for several years.
He became a Christian shortly after being expelled from school. He went on to serve 7 years in the British Army where he was undefeated in the ring and held the Regimental boxing title at Welterweight and Light Middleweight.
He served 7 years as a missionary to British soldiers in Germany with SASRA, from 2001 - 2008, and last August began as an Associate Pastor at the International Baptist Church in Dusseldorf, in charge of small groups and evangelism.
William is married to Tulsi. They have 2 daughters, Micah (3) and Esme (6 months). William believes the answer to life is Jesus, and the answer to football is Liverpool! He truly is a man after Pastor Jack's heart!
Wednesday, 11 February 2009
Song For Peace
Marriage Conference
Monday, 9 February 2009
Weekly Contact 9 Feb 2009
Thursday, 5 February 2009
Warning
In March 2009 the government will start deporting all
who are disturbed to another planet.
Well, what can I say?