Three pastors were having lunch together.
One said "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in the loft of the church. I've tried everything including noise, spray, and cats, but nothing seems to scare them away".
Another said "Yea, me too. We've got hundreds living in the church attic. I've even had the place fumigated and they just won't go away.
The third said, "We had the same problem at our church, until I baptized all of mine and made them members of the church. I haven't seen one back since" !!!
I look forward to seeing you on Sunday when I will be speaking (a.m.) on "Walking with the Holy Spirit" and (p.m.) "Against all the Odds".
Don't forget Virtuous Women tonight.
Stay focused; stay strong; and keep being a God-influence.
Pastor Jack
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